So what do you get for $99? The obvious answer is, "taglines", but judging from the following super-sated customers, the correct answer would be, "happiness" or "euphoria". In addition, as an unsolicited act of appreciation, each one of my treasured clients below has offered to name their next child "Craig" if it's a boy and "99dollartaglines.com" if it's a girl.

Girls, high school is gonna be kind of rough.